Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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