look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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