There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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