How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Who died my cat blue again?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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