i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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