the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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