This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I see more hoeing in ur future
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