Betty ford says i'm here all night
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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