You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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