UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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