dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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