He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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