i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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