just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
how does that bad decision feel?
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