I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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