I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Your penis caused this!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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