she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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