Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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