Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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