You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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