I'm going to jail i love you
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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