why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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