I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
our cab driver is having phone sex.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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