oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
