I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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