I wish i was in the wii world.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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