Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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