wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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