you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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