you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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