are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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