whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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