Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I understand Curling. That high.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
