I accidentally had phone sex last night
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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