Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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