Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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