I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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