Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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