Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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