Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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