my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she told me i tasted like america
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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