But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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