i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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