ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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