when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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