If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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