if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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