Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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