Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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