they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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